(Here we go)
Welcome to the station
So here's the situation
Let me tell you how it all goes down
The girl you been about, you come to find out
That she's the biggest ho around
Can we take it to the bridge
And skip the part about the fridge
Where she keeps a cold heart by a stale PopTart
Now the brothers that she fucked are piled in a truck
And with a little luck
You can get your feet back on the ground
Why do I get it
Give her credit
When I let it
I let it get the best of me
It's killing me
I'm the epitome of every bit of me
So I'm better off alone
You got a shitty boyfriend
Who only answers people
With the words from an Everlast song
You got screwed in the end
When he said you're just friend
And then you wonder what you're doin' wrong
What you're sayin in the morning at the coffee shop
Pourin' out your caffeinated heart, please don't let me start
'Cause he's at home on the couch
Readin' porno like a slouch
In your really fresh house on Hollywood Boulevard
(Chorus)
You've got to swallow your pride
Before you swallow that drink
And you follow the lines on the floor to the sink
And you crawl down the drain and you sit
And you think about everything that went wrong
(Chorus 2x)